Best Jokes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Existentially.

Existentially, who?

I know what you mean.

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."

The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "WOW! I wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!