It seems that the older we are the more we read the Bible...
Are we cramming for finals?
A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow," said her husband, "that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the wife.
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...
It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pine-apple.