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There once was an old monk that lived up on top of a mountain. He walked 10 miles barefoot every day and had terrible breath due to his position on non-natural objects and foods.

He called himself The Truth-Carrier, but everyone in the small mountaineering town knew him as a super calloused fragile mystic with chronic halitosis.

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posted by "The Punderdog" |
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A juvenile court was prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary. The judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.

"Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor."

"Linda Jones, probation officer."

"Sam Clark, public defender."

"John," said the teen who was on trial. "I’m the one who stole the truck."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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Today I came across my old password...

Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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posted by "RS" |
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The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin...

Let that sink in!

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |