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A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.

The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"

"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone as well!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.

In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Marty" |
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(Son) Mom who is FDR?

(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.

(Son) Which tribe?

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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"Dad what do you call a lady president?"

"Well son, you call a lady president 'Madam President'."

"If that's what I call a lady president, what would I call a queen?"

"You already know that one son, you call her mom."

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posted by "Marty" |