Best Jokes

3 votes

Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Yes, dear.

Woman: Would you die for me?

Man: No... mine is an undying love.

3 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

(Dentist) This is going to pinch a little.

(Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.

(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell.

3 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Why couldn't Biggie Smalls get into the club?

Because it was Tupac'd.

3 votes

posted by "Daniel Doody" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |