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Favorite this joke My history teacher gave me an “F” for a final grade.
When I asked her why she failed me she said, “I didn’t fail you. You failed yourself.”
I said, “In that case, I think I’m going to change my grade.”
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet...
And a Llama with two L's is an adorable beast of burden...
What's a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston.
After being widowed for a few years my sister recently remarried.
When I saw her I asked, "I'll bet your husband talks about his first wife?"
"Not anymore," she told me.
"Why not?"
"I began to talk about my next husband."
This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.
The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.
"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."
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