Best Jokes

I told the doctor’s receptionist I need an appointment.

“How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked.

“I don’t need that many,” I replied.

My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.

Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?

It’s a Finnish hymn.

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.

"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.

“Easy, I keep a log..."