Best Jokes

I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...

Is when they find a head out on the highway.

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.

But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough."

"Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?"

"You're supposed to cook it?" he said.

Did you know that "dammit i'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit I'm mad"?