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Tooth Fairy
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Bob: Last night I put my tooth under my pillow. This morning I found a dime there instead.

Joe: When I put mine under my pillow, I got a dollar.

Bob: WOW! You must have buck teeth!

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The Mummy Case
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Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”.

”What does that number mean?” asked the first one.

The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the license plate of the car that hit him.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A Joke of Little Value
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "chandana" |
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My Wife Converted Me
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Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "raza" |