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Favorite this joke A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman.
“Anywhere from $2 to $2,000.”
“Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.”
“How does it work?” asked the customer.
“For $2, it doesn’t work,” said the salesman. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder!”
Bob: Last night I put my tooth under my pillow. This morning I found a dime there instead.
Joe: When I put mine under my pillow, I got a dollar.
Bob: WOW! You must have buck teeth!
Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”.
”What does that number mean?” asked the first one.
The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the license plate of the car that hit him.”
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