If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar-ships.
My friend felt she needed to go to the dentist since her front tooth was chipped.
I asked her if it bothered her having it chipped like that?
She replied, “I am only concerned when I smile.”
I said, "Well in that case, there really is no need to go.”
Sign in a gas station:
'Coke -- $0.49 or Two for a Dollar!'
Why is an island like the letter T?
They're both in the middle of water!