England has no kidney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
Your jokes are so old and stale...
If they had a sale by date, it would be roman numerals!
You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on a ceiling.
"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."
"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"