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John S

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Member Since : Nov, 2019
# of jokes posted : 10
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Location: United States
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4 votes

My friend felt she needed to go to the dentist since her front tooth was chipped.

I asked her if it bothered her having it chipped like that?

She replied, “I am only concerned when I smile.”

I said, "Well in that case, there really is no need to go.”

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A guy goes to see the doctor for his aching shoulder problem. The doctor said, "Okay, it is a bit inflamed. What I want you to do is put a bag of frozen peas on it, on and off for a week."

"The peas will work?" the guy asked.

The doctor replies, "Yes, just give peas a chance."

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My MTI (Military Training Instructor) once told me that I was outstanding...

I thanked him...

He then said that I was out standing in the sun too long and it affected my brain.

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