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Favorite this joke This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child say, "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year!"
Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.
The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.
He forgot to bring his own bun.
What do all the people that spell U in place of YOU do with all that spare time?
A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."
The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor.
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen up for me."
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