Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!
Boss: Why your performance has not improved this year?
Employee: Because I didn't get good incentives.
Boss: Why didn't you get good incentives?
Employee: Because my performance has not improved this year???
I got gas today for $1.49...
Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger.
“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board of the church,” said the minister.
“That is why I am here,” said the man. “If there is anyone here today more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him or her.”