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Favorite this joke A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.
So he got married.
Now he forgot what science is all about.
"I think grandpa mistook his smart phone for an empty glass of wine."
"Why do you say that?"
"He just threw it in the fireplace."
A boy was talking to his kindergarten friend at recess. He said, "When I grow up I want to be the big bad wolf."
"Why?" asked his friend.
"Because I want to deliver presents to kids all over the world on Christmas," he replied.
Looking puzzled his friend said, "I believe you’re thinking of Santa Claus."
"Nope," he replies, "it’s the big bad wolf. How else are you going to put presents in locked houses?"
"Then what does Santa Clause do?" asked the friend.
"Santa puts money under your pillow if you lose a tooth. Next recess I’ll tell you how Little Red Riding hood met the three bears. Oh and why the Easter Bunny hangs out with the three little pigs who went wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
"How do you know all this stuff?"
"It’s easy, mom makes my dad read to me every night."
A disheveled man was standing on a busy city corner. With open palms toward the sky he yells out give me a sign, I just need a sign.
The manager of a pizza restaurant walks out and hands the man a sign. He says just wave it at the passing cars!
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