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$25.00 won 4 votes

My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too un-American...

But honestly, I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?

A: Because they were just at a wedding.

Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?

A: Exactly, son.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

Pedro - "I am going to be in the hospital for another month or so."

Carlos - "Oh no, pretty ill huh?"

Pedro - "No, pretty nurse."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Ashok M Khanna" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?

SHOE!

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posted by "Benjones" |