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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship…

It’s on Paperview!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?

It suffered from withdrawals.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted... "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I had a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm giving you a hand," I said. "What are you doing?"

"I'm stretching before my run."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |