An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:
“What I most admire about your art…
You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”
"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"
What is a lamb?
An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.