Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?
He wanted a Polar Bear.
Child: "Mom, can I go out to play?"
Mom: "What? With those holes in your pants?"
Child: (looking down at his pants) "No, with the kids next door..."
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
What do you get if you cross a Ford Taurus with uranium?
A Ford Fusion.