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Favorite this joke A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:
“What I most admire about your art…
You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”
"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"
In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"
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