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Favorite this joke It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"
Is anyone else having this problem?
Now that I'm a mother I'm having wild unimaginable fantasy's.
I keep picturing myself taking the evening off.
My favorite is the one about having uninterrupted sleep!
Lord, Give me coffee to change the things i can change...
... and wine to accept the things I can't.
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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