I really liked my new tattoo! It's written in Japanese kanji and reads, “Dragon Warrior”.
After going to my favorite Chinese restaurant I noticed the server looking at my tattoo. I said it means dragon warrior in Japanese.
She replied, "Oh no, it means 'chop suey' in Chinese."
Q: How can you tell if your neighbor's cat is a criminal?
A: Your dog is missing and there is a ransom note demanding tuna.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
It depends on the delivery system...
If you drop them out of a plane, definitely the egg.
It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"
Is anyone else having this problem?