Best Jokes

I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...

But the kids still get in.

Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.

(Grandpa) No one seems to know the value of a dollar these days!

(Grandson) That’s easy Grandpa, just look at the dollar menu.

Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."

Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."

Husband: "Really, which nation?"

Wife: "The Imagi-nation."