An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”
The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”
“Oui...”
“Si...”
“Ja!”
"Did your identical twin ever call you UGLY?"
I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...
But the kids still get in.
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.