Pedro - "I am going to be in the hospital for another month or so."

Carlos - "Oh no, pretty ill huh?"

Pedro - "No, pretty nurse."

Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"

Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

Pedro - "Cole's Law?

Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."

Two friends are chatting...

"I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish."

"What is your wish?"

"That somebody would give me two million dollars."