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Favorite this joke A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who might be interested in making a donation to the retirement home."
"Sure, that sounds great!" exclaims the man. "Grandma, grab your coat!"
Bacon was definitely the
first-round draft pick in the BLT...
No one’s building a sandwich around lettuce!
Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?
Doctor: I charge $50.
The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"
The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."
My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!
Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back, "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this one’s for you!"
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