What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
"You’re purrr-fect for me!"
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."
Dan said, "Give me the good news first."
"They're going to name a disease after you."
The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.
She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.
The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"