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What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

"You’re purrr-fect for me!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "bhagath" |
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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news first."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
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The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.

She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.

The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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My fear of stairs is escalating!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |