Best Jokes

4 votes

Agent (to writer): I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

Writer: First tell me the good news.

Agent: Paramount Pictures just loved your script, absolutely ate it up.

Writer: That’s fantastic! And the bad news?

Agent: Paramount Pictures is the name of my dog.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
4 votes

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

4 votes

$10.00 won 4 votes

Seeing his shares plummet on a black morning during the recession, the boss called to his secretary, “Get my broker, Miss Wilks!”

”Certainly, sir. Stock or pawn?”

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

4 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |