Best Jokes

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."

A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?"

I answered, "I wish I was rich!"

Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"

After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”

“What’s your word?” the host replied.

“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.

At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.

The manager asked him, "Didn’t you understand my joke?"

The guy replied, "Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday."