A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.
“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”
“Is that all in caps?” she asked.
When I announced that I was getting married, my excited mother said, “You have to have the rehearsal dinner someplace opulent, where there’s dancing.”
My father, seeing where this was heading, said, “I’ll pay you a thousand dollars to elope.”
“And you have to have a breakfast, for the people who are coming from out of town.”
“Two thousand.”
“We’ll need a photographer. Oh, and what colors do you want for the reception?”
“Five thousand!”
We eloped to Spain.
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boo-dapest!