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It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

Heinz-sight is not 20/20!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "It makes sense, don't you think? After all I married the wrong man."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |