If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...
How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?
Everywhere I went I kept hearing about BLUETOOTH...
So I finally went to my dentist and asked, "What's the best way to prevent it?"
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".