Everywhere I went I kept hearing about BLUETOOTH...
So I finally went to my dentist and asked, "What's the best way to prevent it?"
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.