Best Jokes

A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs.

The doctor asks him how do his pants fit?

The man replies, "Like a glove!"

Air Force Approach: "Eagle 13, turn right to 330."

Eagle 13: "Roger 330."

App: "Eagle 13, I've been working since last night, will you do me a favor?"

Eagle 13: "Affirmative, go ahead."

App: "Down below on your right, you'll see a base house with a yellow roof near the lake. That is my house. I had a fight with my Wife. I think we made peace but I'm worried she might take it out on my Harley. Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?"

Eagle 13: "Negative sir. Instead, I can see a Ryder's truck."

Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"

Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."

Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."

What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.