A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.
Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?
Dog: Riff Riff!
Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?
Dog: Roof Roof!
Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?
Dog: Ruth Ruth!
Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.
Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?
Lumbergranny : love this exchange. glad you keeping my friend streight. he needs all the help he can get, go girl, i think. voted
HENNE : scuse me guys, but it happened to me last week. My daughter & granddaughter voted for me & it still was 5 votes. I told them they did not vote & they tries and was told they already voted. It still stayed at 5, probably a computer glitch. I voted.
barber7796 : see my jokeaday name? you have gmail? not offend me. i understand and appreciate your point it out to me
D-Gellybean : No Gmail for me. Hotmail only.
barber7796 : sorry, failed to hit vote judge. thanks for the notice. think about it, i have ask my friends that vote on mine to check you out and vote for you. if you renember they helped you place first 2 or 3 weeks ago. i ask them not to vote on mine so it would help you place first. calling me liar kinda harsh, but i understand. i really like being first to vote that way it no question. some guy pointed same issue on a couple of my jokes, comments and votes not add up. i just shrug it off. good luck
D-Gellybean : I am seriously sorry if I hurt your feelings. I never meant to. I was just pointing out a fact. Maybe I should have been tactful. Again, I am seriously sorry. Thank you for understanding. By the way, I love your new sweet potato pic. I just recently changed my profile picture to a man that I greatly desire and helped me out when I was growing up.
barber7796 : voted
D-Gellybean : Liar! I have three friends on here who always vote on my jokes. If you did, the number of votes would read 4, not 3!
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