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What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?

You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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A man went into a bookstore and complained...

“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |