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Favorite this joke A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing.
It’s on the house.
My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account.
One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.”
Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook, “That's okay, I’m using rubber.”
A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”
“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”
“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”
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