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I Was the Best
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I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

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CATEGORY Salespeople Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Christmas Alphabet
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25... there's no 'L'...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Dick Drury" |
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Funeral Plans
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An older couple were making their funeral arrangements. The cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. "You will have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

The husband didn't buy it, he replied, "Unless you will be including a periscope with my casket, I do not think I will enjoy it."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Radio for Sale
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I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full".

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Tnevs" |