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Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?

a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…

Student : Decrease

Teacher: Why?

Student : You will not get good food!!!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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All my husband wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.

"I've got an idea," I said and pulled a tape measure out of my purse. I stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.

Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.

"Yes," I said. "I'd like to buy these batteries."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25... there's no 'L'...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Dick Drury" |