Best Jokes

When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...

We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.

Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…

Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet!

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil. Let him know how little you think of his evil."

The priest repeated his words. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."