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Favorite this joke How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere letter.
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car’s tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, “When were you last driving the car?”
“Last night at 11:00,” I said.
“And the tires were on it then?”
If tin whistles are made of tin...
Exactly what are fog horns made out of?
"Danny," began Mrs. Waters, "what's usually used as a conductor of electricity?"
"Why- er..."
"Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"
"The what???"
That's absolutely right. The watt."
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