Best Jokes

Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?

Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...

He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''

''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"