Best Jokes

Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor?

The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!

Q: What did the kid say to his mom when he saw a man in a wheelchair?

A: Mommy, why did that transformer break halfway through.

A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."