Best Jokes

A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces.

The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour; however, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it to the company.

Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor?

The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!

Q: What did the kid say to his mom when he saw a man in a wheelchair?

A: Mommy, why did that transformer break halfway through.

A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."