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Favorite this joke Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...
For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
"In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."
What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A crayon-berry!
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
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