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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' on the desktop so I wrote down 'click'."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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Why did Heidi Klum need her husband's permission to get a divorce?

She wanted his "Seal" of approval!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are usually wanted.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Frank L." |