Best Jokes

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are usually wanted.

A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces.

The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour; however, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it to the company.