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killer256

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 4
# of followers : 2
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 8.00
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow, she makes cars slow down.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "killer256" |
2 votes

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"

There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"

Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "killer256" |
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Q: How is Southwest Airlines capitalizing on Tiger Woods infidelty woes?

A: By introducing a special Tiger Woods rate where mistresses fly free!

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "killer256" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''

''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $8.00
posted by "killer256" |