Best Jokes

Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."

Students: "Yaaayyy!"

Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."

The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?

They got married in spring.