This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.
I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune...
Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!
Don't ever tell a Doctor that you have the Bubonic Plague...
They'll look at you like you have the plague or something!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owls say...
Owls say who?
Yes, yes they do.