Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.
I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune...
Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!
Don't ever tell a Doctor that you have the Bubonic Plague...
They'll look at you like you have the plague or something!