Best Jokes

Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"

Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?

The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."

The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.

What the worst thing about a party on the moon?

You have to PLANET.

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is tonight!”

I'm not positive, but I think it was Farmer Geddon.