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Thin Boardwalk Models
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Why are boardwalk models so thin?

It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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The Butcher's Wife
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Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

A: Meet Patty.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "tweetyr" |
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Satellite Weddings
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Leogal" |
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Yo Mamma
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "JJ4619" |