Best Jokes

What the worst thing about a party on the moon?

You have to PLANET.

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is tonight!”

I'm not positive, but I think it was Farmer Geddon.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.

A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.

The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"

The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."