A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...
We call her URGENT-TINA.
(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?
(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?
(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!
(Dad) Exactly!
(Son) Anything else Dad?
(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.
Why are boardwalk models so thin?
It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.