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A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?

(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?

(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!

(Dad) Exactly!

(Son) Anything else Dad?

(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why are boardwalk models so thin?

It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

A: Meet Patty.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "tweetyr" |