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When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something and gorgeous. My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”

“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.

“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell!

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posted by "Egbert" |
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My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |