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Big Merger
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One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Figs Who?
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Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell!

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Use Less Gas
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My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
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A Mother's Yell
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After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
posted by "Kyoto" |