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Why doesn't the ocean leak?

Because it has Seals.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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This new technology is for the birds!

I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters...

Those things didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "merk" |
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |